Has yellow teeth.

Has white teeth.

Has short, creepy, midget arms.

Has normal-size arms.

Needs pills to get it up.

Can get it up on his own.

Makes jokes about bombing other countries.

Makes jokes about Dick Cheney.

Married MEGA-wealthy heiress.

Married the woman he loves.

Thinks George Bush is GREAT!

Thinks George Bush is a fuckin' retard.